A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?” The clerk replies, “That is a thermos.” The blonde then asks, “What does it do?” The clerk responds, “It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.” The blonde says,…

People have different ideas about what gift-giving should look like, with some believing it’s about giving personalized presents. In contrast, others use it to gift themselves what they want. The following stories show how people have turned the tradition into something terrible.     Gift-giving is a fun way for people to show each other…

Deere & Company announced an agreement with SpaceX to provide Starlink network satellite communications (SATCOM) service to farmers. Utilizing the Starlink network, this solution will allow farmers facing rural connectivity challenges to fully leverage precision agriculture technologies. “The value of connectivity to farmers is broader than any single task or action. Connectivity unlocks vast opportunities that…

Despite nearly 24 inches of snow, below-zero temperatures and raging winds, livestock producers are finding ways to overcome the horrific conditions in western Illinois to provide the best care possible to their animals. But it’s not been easy on the farmers. “This weather is going to kill me,” Chad Bell, a pork producer from Viola,…

Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar.Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?”     Me: “John” Homeless man: “So Johnny, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have.     ”Me: “Two?”Homeless man: CONTINUE READING…. authore: https://onlinenews99.com/

A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the firehouse. Bell #1 rings, and we all put our jackets on. Bell #2 rings, and we all slide down the pole. Bell #3 rings, and we are on…

A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.     In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane,…

Following a challenging divorce, the weight of single parenthood took a toll on me as I cared for my 15-year-old daughter and her younger brother. Despite my pleas for assistance, my daughter remained indifferent to household chores. Frustrated, I introduced an unconventional strategy: pay rent or share responsibilities.   Unexpectedly, my daughter brought her father,…

Your friend, Machinery Pete, here with a public service announcement: Relying on our past experiences through the ups and downs of the ag cycles is incredibly valuable. However, using those experiences to predict how used farm equipment values will behave coming out of a strong up cycle into a slower, tighter time in the ag…