My teen daughter chose her cheating dad over me & cut all contact, asks me for money years later A woman found herself in a situation which made her wonder whether turning down her daughter down when she asked for help years after not reaching out to her was the right thing to do, or…
Paddy is going through customs in Dublin airport when he’s asked to identify a bottle in his luggage. “That’s holy water I’ve brought back from Lourdes,” says paddy. The customs officer brought back from Lourdes,” says paddy. The customs officer opens it and sniffs it and says, “this smells more like whisky.”…
Dead Penguins – I never knew this! Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they all go? Wonder no more! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird and lives an extremely ordered and complex life. Penguins are extremely committed…
The teacher asked the kids what they wanted to be when they grew up… Little Johnny: “I wanna be a billionaire, go to expensive clubs, find a bitch there, buy her a million dollar apartment in Vegas, buy her a Ferrari, and a beach front house in Malibu, buy her a private jet and expensive…
Once an old farmer lived in a village. He had four sons. They were always quarreling with each other. The farmer tried hard to bring unity among them but they would never listen to his advice. He was very worried about their future. One day, the old farmer fell sick and decided he should bring…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem…
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her annoyance, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and…
I come from a poor family, and my mom had to do immoral stuff to put food on the table. But she did ev- erything so my brother and I would have better lives, and I’m not ashamed. In college, I fell in love with a nice guy, and we’re finally getting married after six…
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: “Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving…