Heaven’s Test: Three men must present something symbolizing Christmas to gain entry into heaven. A match serves as a candle, keys represent bells, and red underwear symbolizes “Carol’s,” allowing them to pass.
Hungover Husband: A drunken man escapes trouble when his wife discovers him shouting, “I’m married!” as she attempts to assist him in undressing.
Soldier’s Wish: A soldier requests a new sergeant for Christmas, only to find himself peeling potatoes instead.
Monastic Misprint: A monk uncovers a translation mistake—“celibate” was meant to be “celebrate!”
Holiday Divorce Ruse: Parents pretend to be divorced to entice their children to return home for Christmas.
Early Shopper: A man on trial asserts he was merely Christmas shopping—prior to the store’s opening.
Airport Mistletoe: Mistletoe positioned above luggage leads an attendant to remark, “Kiss your luggage goodbye.”
