Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 convenience store and as they passed the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?” The second nun replied, “Indeed it would sister, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable buying beer since I’m certain it would cause a scene at the checkout register.” “I can handle that without a problem,” the other nun replied, so she picked up a six-pack and headed for the register. The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a
“We use beer for washing our hair,” the nun said. “Back at our nunnery, we call it “Catholic Shampoo”.” Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter. Pulled out a package of pretzel sticks and placed them in the bag with the beer, then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: “The curlers are on the house.”
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