Paddy is going through customs in Dublin airport when he’s asked to identify a bottle in his luggage. “That’s holy water I’ve brought back from Lourdes,” says paddy. The customs officer
brought back from Lourdes,” says paddy. The customs officer opens it and sniffs it and says, “this smells more like whisky.” Yerp Calm And Wh heck It Gujog Fome Craic “Isn’t that fantastic!” says paddy, “another bloody miracle!”