I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said “1 dollar for dirty joke.”

 

“Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?”

 

 

Me: “Two?” Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?

”Me: “Two?

 

 

”Homeless man: “Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?

”Me: “I don’t know? A lot?”

 

 

Homeless man: “Well Johnny, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pu ssy.”

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