“Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?”
Me: “Two?” Homeless man: “Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?
”Me: “Two?
”Homeless man: “Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?
”Me: “I don’t know? A lot?”
Homeless man: “Well Johnny, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pu ssy.”